Q: What do you call a vampire with asthma?
A: Vlad the Inhaler
Q: Why do vampires stay away from Applebees on Wednesdays?
A: Because it’s stake night.
Q: What happened when Jack the Pumpkin King fell asleep on the sunbed?
A: He got a skele-tan.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What do you call a 7 foot, 300lb werewolf?
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them.
Q: Why didn’t the ghost go to the party?
A: He had no body to go with.
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat their fingers separately.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch?
Q: Why do the un-dead like honey?
A: They think it’s made by zom-bees.
Q: What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
A: The dentist.
Q: What do zombies say when they take a bite out of you?
A: I want amor.
Q: Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He didn’t have a haunting license
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.
Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S.”
Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in humans?
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
A: Booberry pie.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!
Q: What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A: They bite!
Happy Halloween everyone!
p.s. Remember to keep everyone safe while Trick or Treating. Make safety fun with light up costumes, glow sticks, and flashlights!